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| Tuesday, March 8th, 2005 | | 5:15 pm |
Well, only in certain situations do I update. I hope I never have to again.
CMCAdvanced2: Hey hey hey Just Sayy N20: hi CMCAdvanced2: what's going on G Just Sayy N20: chillin Just Sayy N20: playin halo with luke Just Sayy N20: the norm CMCAdvanced2: Ah, I see I see CMCAdvanced2: I have a story to tell you CMCAdvanced2: I'm probably going to put it in my Life Journal for posterity CMCAdvanced2: *Live Journal, god knows it isn't living Just Sayy N20: ok CMCAdvanced2: Ok CMCAdvanced2: My sister bought some food at this place we order from occasionally CMCAdvanced2: I tell her, she's an idiot for ordering food for herself, just because my father gave her money CMCAdvanced2: then after a while, she comes into my room, and asks me if I want the food CMCAdvanced2: I say, sure CMCAdvanced2: she then asks me for 5 dollars CMCAdvanced2: If I were less civilized, I would have told her to fuck off right then and there. CMCAdvanced2: So she goes to the kitchen, and starts dumping it out, and I see the food hit the trash in the trashcan CMCAdvanced2: AND SHE STILL ASKS ME IF I WANT SOME CMCAdvanced2: Of course, I say no, but of course, she says the food is still good CMCAdvanced2: Well, she didn't eat it, which is kind of good, but she paid like 20 dollars for it, which is retarded CMCAdvanced2: The end. Just Sayy N20: shes an idiot Current Mood:  discontent | | Thursday, February 24th, 2005 | | 10:42 am |
Phase 1 of alienate all my friends is completed.
Mike, my mother's friend, made Keith undress, change his clothes, and wash his old ones. Why? BECAUSE HE STANK. Now, this was not a Chin authorized inspection of his funky clothes, but it sure was approved though. His clothes smelled like some weird mix of Old Spice/Ass. I smelled it last night, but since I live and let live, I didn't do anything about it. But hey, at least he doesn't smell like a 70 year old man that put too much cologne and shit him self anymore!! | | Saturday, February 12th, 2005 | | 7:38 am |
My mind just imploded. And it's not because of raditude.
I just thought of something that makes me want to actively never think of anything ever again. I want to blow my fucking brains out. Nintendo porn. There must be some form of loser that gets off to girls playing nintendo in their shorts and underwear, seductivly undressing herself, as she gets a higher and higher score in Contra. And then, when it gets to the money shot (or inane nintendo parody of one), she loses all of her life, and therefore puts her clothes back on. And it's just the preview of the retro gaming/porn site. Only you can save the princess from the evil spellcast panties!!! Act not, before it's too late, and you realize what a fucking loser you have to be to become a member of this great site!!! She's using the power pad!! OH JESUS LOOK AT HER BOOBIES FLOP AROUND!!! My mistake, that was one of her 8 layers of fat. But it's still the same. I think I have to eat something now. And it should have rat poison in it or something. I don't know, I can never unsee this, and I only thought it in my mind. IN MY MIND OH IT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE!!!!! Is that a white rectangular controller in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Christ. | | Tuesday, February 8th, 2005 | | 7:48 am |
MP:Chronicles of the Rhyme Number 1
I am the ILLEST LYRICIST cause my thoughts are TWISTED, spit the wicked rhymes from a time thats never EXISTED, my futuristic linguistics turn fools into STATISTICS, I'm a lyrical MISFIT, with SADISTIC CHARACTERISTICS, I perform murderous ACTS in my raps with a single BREATH, Any one who dares contest is gettin stabbed through the CHEST, makin A MESS, its no longer BENIGN the weed I'm consumin, tranformin from a cartoon blur into a human, I'm spittin words from MY MOUTH, that are turning you INSIDE OUT, I am tieing nots in your intestines like I'm a fuckin BOY SCOUT, You see its workin out, I'm rearranging your whole skeletal structure, I take a syringe an begin my ACUPUNCTURE, when I rupture, I kill 20 engaged in my rages, Turnin people into cartoons to THEN I ERASE THE PAGE | | Saturday, February 5th, 2005 | | 5:04 pm |
Today is the day wherein nothing right will happen to me. Where the semen of every man in the world will be poisoned, every women have rotten ovarys, and where every baby born today will have more than one head, and spit up acid. Today is my sisters birthday, and I am doomed to be sad, for I have to witness another "celebration" or her life, and be succumbed to the horror that is..my sister... It is a sad day for every one. I encourage all of you to just stay home, and go to sleep or something. Perhaps you should take a medication that will prevent you from dreaming, you really can't be too safe. | | Friday, January 28th, 2005 | | 5:37 pm |
| | Monday, January 3rd, 2005 | | 6:43 am |
Well then everyone, I know you missed me. My mother bought me a 3 pound bag of popcorn. Yes, a three pund bag of delicious popping corn all to myself. So obviously I'm going to either get sick of popcorn in three days, or be eating it for 3 weeks. Eating popcorn, devouring the internet. I rock this world. Right in the butt. | | Thursday, December 23rd, 2004 | | 5:34 am |
The day the earth stood still
Oh my god, this is incredible The Anti3d.com server in Kaillera has no one in it. It's the best server, and no one is using it. Jesus, I think it's getting really cold here... | | Wednesday, December 8th, 2004 | | 12:20 pm |
It's so hard being master of all nowadays
I just got my license to drive today. As opposed to my license to kill, which I was born with because I rock just so hard. Anyways, me and my mother went down to the DMV to get my ID, and with a few words, and a bit of hassling, she decided to just let me get my permit. I passed teh test with only one wrong, first time doing it. I obviously kick so much ass, that the tester wanted to take a question off because I would eventually explode his brain with my awesomeness, so he figured why not mess with him a bit. Whatever, I still win. I'm so great. Anyway, so I don't actually have my license YEt, but it's inevitable, so why bother with some stupid "I got my permit" post. I'm not a pussy, pussies brag about that kind of stuff. I'm going to make a self help book called why you are not the master of everything, but you are pretty damn close. Some points touched in it will be: You are almost as cool as I am. I could easily kill you, but other can not. "Fuck you buddy", the best only response. "Don't fuck with me" the greatest introduction you will ever need. And finally: I win, you lose, deal with it. It's obviously based on my life, as everything should. Love me. Current Mood: awesome | | Friday, November 26th, 2004 | | 4:47 am |
the "who" of who gives a shit.
I've always wondered for the last 5 minutes or so, give or take, why people like to laugh at others misfortunes. Then is hit me....people are morons. Now, I know what you might be thinking. But Chris! You hate people!! I know this because you have told me a bunch of times consecutivly! So why is it NOW that you are thinking of this? Because of the phrase "Who gives a shit/fuck" The people that gives said shit/fuck are the people we should fear most. These are the people that will rule the world if we let them. And by let them, I mean relapse into a state of full mental retardation. Yet for some reason, it still remains a threat. This makes me sad Current Mood: sad | | Wednesday, November 17th, 2004 | | 6:08 am |
Meh.
By the way, there really need to be more professionals making websites. The swill we have to drift through everyday is getting to me, I can't even laugh at people anymore. I just want them to stop, to advance in life. I'm not actually feeling bad of course, don't misinterpret me. And by professional I mean someone who knows how to do something, and if we interact with the thing they are making/doing there would be a fifty percent chance of us NOT laughing at it, as opposed to most Live Journal/Geocties offering we have today, which have an almost one hundred percent chance of it being stupid. Morons Current Mood: Fuck you | | 5:58 am |
I was reading the Weekend web on something awful, and something occured to me. If I don't start getting my shit together, I could be a typical Live Journal loser! So here is what I'm going to do. Fuck it. I'm going to make my own webstie, and leave everything here. The hell if I'm going to let Live Journal keep me down. Bullshit I tell you. I'm going to take 10 bucks and get a domain name, and a website. And I will have one million people come to my site. Unfortunatly, I really can't say I'm going to have the best page ever, because Maddox's page is jsut that. However, I'm a fairly creative guy, so I'm sure it will be the second best. Fuck off. | | Monday, November 15th, 2004 | | 9:32 pm |
Plehgm.
www.docflash.com/plehgm.html I did this. I seriously would kill to cure the common cold. Maybe Time to pimp my sites www.geocities.com/vulgar42ox www.geocities.com/cmcadvanced Read and enjoy the warm content. | | 9:50 am |
AbalahDoon@aol.com
This is an E-Mail I sent because I was particularly bored, and I wanted to laugh at the misfortune of others, though I'm sure in this case I was justified. The guy's name is in the subject, badger him to no ends if you must. I think www.somethingawful.com can say everything about this (since they made the article) better than I can. Dear AOL lose...Mr. Website helper I just wanted to give my thanks for making me laugh with your half retarded comments that you sent in at www.somethingawful.com. I really enjoyed the article more because of your letter (though I liked it better when the guy threatened to sue, I'm sure even you might think that was a keeper. Wait, no you wouldn't, my apologies). Anyway, thanks for getting so visibly upset about a game, people like you really make my day sometimes. Conversely, people like you make me want to kill myself with a wire hanger before I was born, but we all can't have what we want, now can we? P.S. Just in case you forgot the part of the site I'm referring to, here's a handy link. http://www.somethingawful.com/truthmedia.php?id=387And make sure you send them this link too, I'm sure they need all the help they can get. Feel free to E-mail me about this, I'd be glad to argue/make fun of you. Like I said, it can really make my day THAT much brighter. Current Mood: superior | | 5:08 am |
You know what? I'm hungry for some Body of Christ now for some reason. Maybe it's because my mouth is a wee bit moist, and less holy than it should be. Next time I end up at a church eating those little crackers they give you, if Christ really is in one of them, I'm sure he'll be extra careful to get the hell out of it when I come around. Maybe I should go to a couple of churches and say that I'm hungry, and I want to be saved at the same time, then eat a bunch of them. They aren't that bad actually. I'll show those godless punks not to give me the body of Christ!!! Current Mood: Spiffy | | Saturday, November 13th, 2004 | | 12:23 am |
How I plan to save the world.
In the war on Terror.....my farts will do everything in their power to save the world. And maybe America. seriously, my ass is the Dark side of the force to the nose's light side. It's vile, but since I'm so used to it, it's only doing minimal damage. Everyone else dies. | | Thursday, November 11th, 2004 | | 10:21 pm |
This is an example of bullshit ads that are LEGAL
We are sorry but you are not eligible to enter this sweepstakes.
You must be a U.S. resident to enter and the computer you are using is located
outside of the U.S. If we are mistaken you can enter via postal mail by
clicking here to read
the terms. If you have ever seen this ad befre, you probably know it's a fake piece of crap, created so that ignorant people click on it and give up valuable information.(valuable, hahahaha) I didn't even lcick on anything to get this ad. One day, I'm going to make an elete squad of anti ad/spyware/bullshit people. We would be....The anti BS squadron of freedom!!!! Take that Bush!!!!!!! | | Friday, November 5th, 2004 | | 5:14 pm |
Well, this is a little late for SOME people.
Election day... Well then. We are all screwed. You know it, I know it. Bush knows it. Kerry knows it. Kerry was supposed to win, to be the prodigigalasticfantastic-whatever son. He was supposed to fix everything. I bet he had a lot of fun knowing the fate of the world rested in his hands. And he fucked it up. And now we are all screwed. Goodbye america, it was fun, but you have to die now. Oh no, it's not me pulling the trigger, rather the "people" who voted for Bush. My mother voted for Bush, and she's a democrat. Her reasons for voting? Kerry promised the world. She said that he said he would fix everything and make everything better. Sure it's bullshit, but I need a better reason than THAT to poison us for anohter 4 years. Politicians say stuff like that ALL the time, and yet we still vote for them. I bet there are a million of scumbags not voting. And a bunch of conspiricies against Democrats. And an obvious crapshoot of an election like in Florida somewhere. God, I'm glad the hurricanes hit that state. I want to kick G.W Right in the nuts. I'm sure everyone does too. Right square in the balls. We should have Maddox do it. Quick jab to the nuts with a knife........oh god that would be great. | | 3:47 pm |
And yes, I know I basically gave the warning, and yes, this is a Live Journal. Shut up. | | 3:34 pm |
CMC P.I. the internet investigator.
DONT accept IMs from daronboy187 or misx_bitch because they are viruses. Tell everyone online because if someone on your buddy list accepts it, then you get it. Copy and paste this to tell everyone I found this on a profile of a friend of mine. (Hi corey:D) Anyways, I'm now investigating this, so I can find the cause of stupid internet people. Viruses...ha. |
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